About
How the index works
PizzINT watches Pentagon pizza orders. We watch CEO marriages.
The signal
A CEO or founder gets caught. The relationship ends badly. The stock, eventually, only goes up. Every affair and every price here is real, and every claim links to its source.
HEARTCON
| Level | Name | When |
|---|---|---|
| 1 | Single | No open case. |
| 2 | It's complicated | One report, unconfirmed or denied. |
| 3 | Caught | Several credible reports, or a board review. |
| 4 | Confessed | The CEO or the company confirms it. |
| 5 | Served papers | The CEO resigns or is fired. |
The numbers
- Since the news
- From the last close before the first public report to the latest close. Split-adjusted, without dividends.
- News day
- The first trading day the news could move the stock, close to close.
- Prices
- Daily closes from Yahoo Finance, last updated Nov 13, 2026. Not real time.
Who gets named
Spouses, public figures and people already named in major reporting. Everyone else is described by role.
Sources
Every source, by case
Jensen Huang · Nvidia
Elon Musk · Tesla
Bill Gates · Microsoft
Steve Easterbrook · McDonald's
Jeff Bezos · Amazon
Chey Tae-won · SK hynix
Sergey Brin · Google
Mark Hurd · Hewlett-Packard
Other cases
Prices
Photos
Photo credits
Portraits come from Wikimedia Commons under free licenses, cropped to a circle. People without a free photo get their initials.